Lyrical Lunacy

"Jimmy crack corn and I don't smoke...."

Incognito

"I haven't done laundry and you're all out of underwear. Looks like you'll have to go to the party incognito....."

Mixed Metaphors

"Did you guys lose something? It looks like you're looking for a diamond in a haystack......."

Maryonics - Like Phonics or Ebonics, but just for Mary

Phantom: To penetrate to the meaning or nature of; comprehend.

"I just can't phantom anyone doing that....."